Funny Status

Share On

Agar koi Aadmi Apni Car Ka Darwaza,
Patni ke liye Apne haath se khole to,
Samajh Lijiye…. ya to Car nayi hai ya phir Patni….
πŸ˜œπŸ˜„πŸ˜†



Sher Din Mein 20 ghante sota hai,
Agar mehanat safalta ki Kunji hoti to? Gadhe Jungle Ke Raja HoteπŸ˜€



Khush rahe Tu Sada Yeh Dua Hai Meri…
Teri Premika hi Ban Jaye bhabhi Teri…
😜😜😜



Jo Pati apni biwi se Darte Hain, 
Wo Swarg me jate Hai…
Aur jo nahi Darte,
Unke Liye Dharti hi Swarg ke Saman hai.😜😜



Jab ladki kahe tum bahut acche ho, Tumhe Koi Aur mil Jayegi,
Iska matlab usse Koi Aur Mil Gaya Hai…
πŸ˜†πŸ˜œπŸ˜€



20 vi Sadi ki ladkiyan,
Agar Tum Mil Jao Zamana Chod Denge Hum…πŸ’•
21 vi Sadi ki ladkiyan Agar Tum Mil Jao purana Chod Denge Hum…πŸ’”πŸ˜†



Dictionary Ekmatr Aisi Jagah hai,
Yahan Work se pehle Success aata hai…πŸ˜œπŸ˜†πŸ˜„



Jaise hi biwi kehti hai Soch rahi hu Mayke ho aaun,
Tinde ki Sabji bhi Paneer Lagne lagti hai…😜



Khatrnak Whatsapp Status Ever…
“Can’t Talk Wife Around…”πŸ˜†πŸ˜œπŸ˜†



Badnam to Kewal Daru hai…
WarnA Kidney aur Liver to Maggie ne Khrab kiye hai…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Funny Status

Share On

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Scroll to top